Tuesday Ranting: Technique 5 - "The Art of Procrastination Through Incoherence"

Today, we're going to explore the lost art of turning a 30-minute task into a 4-hour odyssey of confusion and despair.

Step 1: Open 17 tabs to research the same thing.

Step 2: Spend 20 minutes reading the same sentence on a Wikipedia page over and over.

Step 3: Declare to yourself that you're "just taking a break" every 10 minutes.

Continue to the next step: Technique 6 - "The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching Cat Videos"