Technique 9: The Art of Procrastination

The Finishing Touch

In the grand tradition of the great procrastinators who came before us, we have distilled the essence of Technique 9 into a simple yet elegant formula:

1. Set a timer for 10 minutes.

2. Work on the task at hand for exactly 10 minutes.

3. Take a 30-minute break to scroll through cat videos on the internet.

4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the deadline is a distant memory.

And voilà! Technique 9 is yours to command.

For those who dare not to be tamed, we recommend:

• Technique 8: The Power of Distraction - A variation of Technique 9, but with more cat pictures.
• Technique 10: The Art of Multitasking - Because who needs focus, anyway?

Remember, Technique 9 is not just a skill, it's a way of life.