Tuesday Mandates:
- Article 3, Section 2: All Tuesdays must be spent in a state of mild existential dread.
- Article 5, Section 1: The color blue is officially banned on Tuesdays.
- Article 7, Section 3: All Tuesdays must be accompanied by a minimum of 4 cups of coffee.
Tuesday Statements:
- Statement 1: "I will not be silenced by the crushing ennui of existence." - Tuesday, The Unsilent One.
- Statement 2: "Tuesday is the only day of the week that matters." - A concerned citizen.
- Statement 3: "I will not eat a sandwich on Tuesday, for it will be a travesty." - The Anti-Sandwich League.
Tuesday Facts:
- The average Tuesday has 3.14 hours of productivity.
- On Tuesdays, the sun sets at precisely 3:14 PM.
- Only 1 in 10 Tuesdays are considered "good" Tuesdays.
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