Today we're having a Standup Meeting, because, let's be real, it's not like we've got anything better to do.
Join us for an hour of moderately productive discussion and mild despair.
Actual Productivity (Not Recommended) for those feeling extra motivated.
Extra Break (Required) for those who need to rehydrate.
Vendetta Session (Optional) for those with a strong dislike of their coworkers.
This meeting will be conducted in a spirit of mild disdain and begrudging acceptance.
Agendas will be loosely followed, and discussion will be tolerated, but not necessarily encouraged.