MANDATE VIOLATIONS: THE UNAPOLOGETIC GUIDE

Warning: The contents of this page are highly regulated and subject to revision. Any violations of the Tuesday Mandate may result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Unofficially being forced to attend a never-ending seminar about "The Importance of Proper Mandate Adherence," led by a gruff, unyielding instructor.
• Having your Tuesday coffee rationed to 1 cup per day, with a 50% chance of being replaced by decaf.
• Receiving an official reprimand from Mandate Enforcement, with a sternly worded letter and a strongly worded email.
• Being subject to random, unannounced Mandate audits, which will inevitably result in the seizure of your favorite pen.
• Mandate Violation 1: Excessive Whistling
• Mandate Violation 2: Unapproved Sarcasm
• Mandate Violation 3: Inexcusable Jesting

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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