Due to a technicality (or is it a theological one?), the Tuesday Mandate has been preemptively extended by a whole day.
As a result, the panic room has been indefinitely locked down.
For your own good, we recommend you visit our sister page on Tuesday Blues for some soothing melodies to calm your nerves.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try Madness Mode - where we'll play your favorite Tuesday-themed tunes while you frantically type away on our custom-designed Typewriter of Desperation.