Standard Exception Protocols

For the Most Exceptional of Exceptional Exceptions

When faced with an exception of exceptional magnitude, the Tuesday Mandate dictates that the following protocols must be employed:

  1. Don't panic.
  2. Consult the Exceptional Exception Manual.
  3. Call in a specialist (or three).
  4. Implement the Standard Exception Protocol 42, if all else fails.

Remember: an exception of this caliber is a exceptional exception. Handle it with care and a stiff drink.

Exceptional Exception Rules

When dealing with the exception of the century, always remember:

  1. Exceptions are not optional.
  2. Exceptions are a choice.
  3. Exceptions are a state of mind. (Or so we've heard).

Standard Exception Protocol 42

This is our go-to protocol for when all else fails.

  1. Press Ctrl+Alt+Del, repeatedly.
  2. Call a meeting to discuss the exception.
  3. Implement a new system, because clearly the old one didn't work.