Standard Operating Procedure 42: Tuesday Mandates

Mandate 1: Mandatory Tuesday Wear of Plaid

Every Tuesday, all employees are required to wear at least three (3) articles of plaid in a visible, yet tasteful manner.

Mandate 2: Mandatory Tuesday Lunchtime Juggling

Every Tuesday, all employees are required to juggle at least three (3) balls in the break room, for a minimum of 10 minutes.

Mandate 3: Mandatory Tuesday Nap Time

Every Tuesday, all employees are required to take a 30-minute power nap in their cubicles, without the use of a computer or other distracting device.