Article 1: Mandatory Socks Pairing
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all employees are required to wear matching socks on Tuesdays. This includes, but is not limited to, the CEO, interns, and the janitor.
Article 2: Mandatory Socks Color Scheme
Socks must be worn in a strictly approved color palette. This includes, but is not limited to, Neon Pink, Electric Blue, and Lime Green.
Article 3: Mandatory Socks Pairing Enforcement
Any employee found to be violating these regulations will be subject to a series of escalating fines, including but not limited to:
- Warning: A verbal reminder via intercom
- Fine of $5: A gentle reminder to "try harder"
- Fine of $10: A 10-minute break from using the coffee machine
- Fine of $20: A 24-hour ban from using the stapler