Breakfast Cereal Ratios: The Unsettling Truth

According to completely fabricated data, the optimal breakfast cereal ratio is:

• 1 part Frosted Flakes, 2 parts Sugar Frosted Flakes, 1/4 part Cinnamon Toast Crunch (but only on Tuesdays)
• 1 part Cocoa Puffs, 3 parts Froot Loops, and 2 parts Cinnamon Grahams (only for those with a sweet tooth)
• 1/2 part Corn Flakes, 1/4 part Raisin Bran, and a splash of milk (for the hipsters)

But wait, it gets better! Did you know that the ratio of milk to cereal in the United States is approximately 1.5:1? That's right, for every one part of milk, we consume one and a half parts of corn syrup-laden goodness.

We're not saying it's a problem. We're just saying... it's a problem.