Exception 3: The "I'm Tired" Mandate

Article 3 of the Tuesday Mandate series, because you're still reading this, congratulations!

As per Article 3, Section 3, Subsection 3, anyone who claims they're tired may be excused from their duties, but only if:

  1. You're tired from a lack of sleep.
  2. You're tired from a long day of doing actual work.
  3. You're tired from a combination of both, because, let's be real, that's just life.

But be warned: just because you're tired doesn't mean you get to go home and watch Netflix. That's just not how it works.

According to Article 3, subsection 4, anyone claiming tiredness must first complete at least 3 hours of productivity before being allowed to take a break.

So, if you're feeling tired, don't just shut down yet! Keep on trucking for 3 more hours, or until the sun sets, whichever comes first. And then you can go home and watch Netflix, because, let's face it, you earned it.

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