Exceptions for People Who Can't Read

By Mandate 3456, Section 7, Subsection 3:

For those who cannot read, we have created a special set of exceptions, because, let's be real, reading is hard.

Exceptions include:

• Reading glasses with built-in laser pointers
• Text-to-speech enabled audiobooks
• Print-to-Braille converters for that fancy Braille font
• Reading comprehension classes taught by dolphins

But wait, there's more!

Exceptions also include:

• Extra time for reading assignments, because time is relative
• Special "reading buddy" system, where a trained professional sits with you and reads out loud
• A complimentary pair of reading glasses with built-in coffee holders, because caffeine helps
• Reading comprehension exams with picture questions, because who needs words, really?

Don't even get us started on the exceptions for people who can't read, but can't stop themselves from trying.

We've got a whole subpage for that:

Exceptional Dilettantes