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Tuesday Mandates: Exceptional Exception Handling
Exceptional Exception Handling
Because sometimes, Tuesdays just can't even.
Official Mandate
In the event of an irregular Tuesday, the following procedures will be followed:
- Don't panic.
- Caffeinate immediately.
- Repeat the words "It's Tuesday, but it's not Tuesday" three times in front of a mirror.
- Call the Tuesday Emergency Hotline at (1-800-TUESDAY).
Unofficial Workarounds
We've heard rumors of some employees using the following tactics to cope with irregular Tuesdays:
- Extra tea: A strong and bold solution for the modern workplace.
- Fortnite Exceptional Escape: A virtual reality distraction for those who can't escape the abyss of an irregular Tuesday.