Today's Tuesday Mandate: Read Between the Lines Like a Boss

Warning: the following tips are not for the faint of heart or those who still think "LOL" is a valid form of written communication.

• Don't be a sheep. Question authority, even if it's just a sentence.
• Pay attention to the words between the words. You know, the ones that aren't bold or italic or in a font size of 12pt Courier.
• Practice your critical thinking skills. You know, the ones you're supposed to have developed in college, but let's be real, you probably still haven't.

Side note: Tuesday Mandates are not actually mandated by Tuesdays. That's just a lie.

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