The Tuesday Mandate of Mandatory Pajamas

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all citizens shall wear pajamas on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

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• Forced watching of cat videos
• Unscheduled visits from the Pajama Police
• Forced attendance of Pajama-themed parties

Exceptions will be made for:

• Medical emergencies (e.g., allergic reactions to polyester)
• Funerals and other solemn occasions
• Certified Pajama Designers who can prove they're creating art

Do not try to test the limits of this mandate. I'm not afraid of you.

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