On Tuesdays, it is a sacred tradition to splurge on hand-crafted, artisanal sandwiches that will make you cry yourself to sleep at night wondering if you'll ever be able to afford another.
These aren't just any sandwiches, oh no. They're crafted with the finest imported, organic, gluten-free, free-range, artisanal ingredients, lovingly prepared by skilled, locally-sourced, small-batch, artisanal bakers who have devoted their lives to the pursuit of perfecting the art of sandwich-making.
And don't even get us started on the presentation. These aren't just any ol' sandwich. No, sir. They're carefully arranged on a bespoke, hand-painted, artisanal plate, garnished with edible flowers, served with a side of artisanal, cold-pressed, small-batch, locally-sourced, organic pickles, and a dollop of artisanal, hand-whipped, small-batch, locally-sourced, non-GMO mayonnaise.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a list of some of our most popular artisanal sandwiches: