According to the completely-not-made-up 1785 Tuesday Mandate, "Article 1, Section 3, Subsection B, Paragraph 7" states that all interpretations of Tuesday Mandates must be exceptionally interpretive.
In other words, if you can interpret it in a way that sounds vaguely plausible, we'll let you get away with it.
For example, if you claim that Tuesday Mandates require you to walk on water, we'll just shrug and say "close enough".
But don't try to interpret Tuesday Mandates literally. That's just not how it works.
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