In a shocking turn of events, the Council of Tuesday Mandates has decreed that Friday offices are, in fact, the future.
This revolutionary new mandate, passed on a completely ordinary Tuesday, declares that all offices will henceforth be held on Fridays, because, as we all know, the weekend is for brunch.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some key statistics that prove Friday offices are the way forward:
- Increased productivity: 1000% (or 10,000% if you're one of us)
- Improved morale: 100% (because who doesn't love Friday)
- Reduced paperwork: 0% (we'll just make up new forms)
And don't worry, we've thought of everything! Here's a FAQ:
Q: What about my Tuesday office meetings?
A: Those are just a relic of the past. You can still have those, but only if you wear a fedora.
Q: Will I still have to do actual work on Fridays?
A: Ah, who needs work when you have foosball tables and free snacks?