Prophetical Regulations

Section 1: Prophetic Punctuation

By Order of the Tuesdaymandates Council, all prophets are required to use only the following punctuation marks:

• Only use semicolons to denote sarcastic remarks
• No use of commas, only colons
• Exclamation marks are only used to express mild excitement
• No use of question marks, only ellipses

Prophetical Punctuation Enforcement

Any prophet found violating these regulations will be subject to the following penalties:

• First offense: 10 minutes of extra meditation
• Second offense: 1 hour of extra meditation prophets' guild meetings
• Third offense: banishment to the Island of Misguided Prophets