Due to unforeseen circumstances, the usual Tuesday Mandate of wearing actual PJs to the office has been suspended.
Instead, we are introducing a new policy: "Tie-Dye Tuesdays" where you are encouraged to wear tie-dye shirts, but only the ones you made yourself in the 90s using that one weird cousin's homemade tie-dye kit.
Don't forget to pair your new tie-dye shirt with a pair of pleated pants, because, why not?
See you all at the water cooler!