Tunnel Prophets

Forecasts from the depths of our collective unconscious.

Our team of expert tunnel prophets have been digging deep into the mysteries of the unknown, and we're not just talking about the weekend's weather. We've got forecasts for everything from the apocalypse to the apocalypse.

But be warned, our forecasts may come with a side of existential dread. Proceed with caution.

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