YOU'VE ENTERED THE TUSK TASTIC TAPESTRY OF TUSKS!

Welcome, adventurer! You've stumbled upon a realm of tusk-tastic tassels and tusk-ular delights.

You've discovered the fabled Tusk-Tastic Tapestries, a land of wonder where tusked tassels dance and play.

Here, the tusk-tastic tassels are known for their:

• Radical tusk-ular hairstyles
• Fluorescent tusk-tastic tassels
• Tusk-tastic tusk-umentary films

But be warned: the tusk-tastic tassels of this realm are known to be:

• Highly judgmental
• Prone to sudden, unexplained tusk-ing
• Irrepressibly enthusiastic