1. Kraken Sausage Bonking: The Fundamentals
2. Kraken Sausage Jujuju: The Art of Tentacled Sausage Juggling
3. Kraken Sausage Splattting: The Dark Art of Sausage Projection
4. Kraken Sausage Fu Bonk Fu: The Ancient Art of Sausage Fu Mastery
This course is for those who seek the ultimate mastery of the tentacled sausage. May the odds be ever in your favor, but don't expect to be the favorite.