Welcome, young apprentice, to the art of Sausage Fu, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred like a well-casings of sausages.
Sausage Fu is an ancient art that has been lost to time, rediscovered by the great Sausage Wizard, Gorthok the Unyielding.
It's a martial art that combines the finesse of sausage wrestling with the raw power of sausage juggling.
But be warned, young one, the path of Sausage Fu is fraught with danger, for the sausages are not to be trifled with.
Step 2: Sausage Fu Fundamentals