Q: What is a Tweedle-S-Sideshow, anyway?
A: It's a magical, mysterious realm where art and chaos converge. Think Burning Man, but with less burning.
Q: How do I become a patron of this esteemed establishment?
A: Simply put on a pair of your finest, most ostentatious socks and click the 'Become a Patron' button.
Q: What kind of patrons are you looking for?
A: We welcome patrons with an affinity for the absurd, the surreal, and the slightly unhinged.
Q: Will I be judged for my artistic endeavors?
A: Only if you're trying to sell us your "I can smell what the cat's done" knockoff perfume.
Q: Can I bring my pet chicken?
A: Only if it's a chicken of discerning taste and can appreciate the finer points of Neo-Brutalist philosophy.