"Just spent 10 minutes making a to-do list and forgot what I was supposed to do with it" - @SighsAndSass

"Just had to take a 3-hour detour to get a decent wifi signal, now I'm late for my existential crisis appointment" - @LostAndConfused

"Just spent 5 minutes trying to get my cat to take a selfie with me, now I'm questioning my entire life choices" - @CatsAreBetter