Streamer Smackdowns - Rule 67890

Streamer Must Be Able to Recite the Entire Script of "Shakesphere" from Memory

Failure to do so will result in immediate disqualification from the competition.

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Streamer Must Maintain a 10-Second Reaction Time or Less to Every Single Chat Message

Failure to do so will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.

Go to Rule 3

Streamer Must Be Able to Eat a 10-Pound Burrito in Under 10 Minutes

Failure to do so will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of accounting firm conference calls.

Go to Rule 4

Streamer Must Be Able to Solve a 500-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle in Under 1 Hour

Failure to do so will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

Go to Rule 5

Subrule 1: Streamers Must Be Able to Type 10 Times Faster Than Their Average Viewer's WPM (Words Per Minute)

Failure to do so will result in having to listen to a 30-minute lecture on proper typist posture.