Today's Mission:

Infiltrate the GloopingCorp headquarters and retrieve the coveted GoldenSlug award.

Coordinates: 43.7232, 1.2345
		Target Location: Conference Room 3
		Expected Resistance: Heavy

Don't forget to pack your special gear!

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