Steve, the great and powerful, once held sway over a land of pixelated peasants and pixelated knights. But now, he sits alone in his castle, surrounded by the trappings of his former glory: a faded t-shirt, a dusty old crown, and a VHS player full of VHS tapes.
His tyranny was legendary, feared by all who knew him. But little do they know, Steve's greatest fear was being forced to eat a salad for dinner.
So, if you're feeling brave, come and join me in the land of Steve's Tyranny, where the brave are banished, the weak are devoured, and the lettuce is always extra crispy.