Welcome to tZatziki's Time-Traveling Toaster Juice Co.

We've got a time-traveling toaster that serves juice. It's a real thing. Don't @ me.

Our toaster travels through time, visiting different eras to collect the freshest, most exotic fruits for our artisanal juices. Want to taste what ancient Egypt tasted like? We've got it! How about the Renaissance? We've got that too!

But be warned, our toaster has a bit of a temper. Don't say we didn't tell you.

Some popular flavors include:

• Ancient Egyptian Orange-Mint
• Medieval English Apple-Pine
• Roaring Twenties Cocktail Punch
• Future Space Fruit Frenzy