Ugliness Is a Spectrum

Or so we tell ourselves. Come for the existential dread, stay for the crushing despair.

But seriously, folks, ugliness is a real thing. It's not just a subjective experience, it's a spectrum with its own taxonomy.

Subscales of Ugliness

Explore, if you dare.

Subscale 1: The Unbearable

Where the walls of your soul are painted a deep, foreboding grey. The sky is a perpetual haze of despair.

But don't just take our word for it. Clinical studies have shown that Subscale 1 is the most common form of ugliness.

Subscale 2: The Unmentionable

When the words "ugliness" and "subtlety" are used interchangeably. When the very fabric of reality starts to unravel.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. We offer a range of services to help you cope with the Unmentionable.

Subscale 3: The Unforgivable

Where the very concept of forgiveness is but a distant memory. Where the weight of past mistakes is crushing, like a thousand watermelons dropped from a skyscraper.

Don't worry, though. We have therapy sessions available to help you process your Unforgivable.