What is the meaning of life, and how do you find solace in a seemingly meaningless universe?
We've all been there. The existential dread, the crushing ennui, the feeling that it's all just a pointless exercise in futility.
That's why we've developed the patented Solace-in-a-Box™ system. It's a series of increasingly complex and absurd coping mechanisms designed to distract you from the crushing despair of existence.
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Or, if that doesn't work, just eat a whole pizza by yourself and pretend the universe doesn't exist.