Scales of Justice: Sizing Up the Ugly Truth

Our team of expert scale-readers will analyze your personal style and provide a comprehensive report on your level of ugliness.

We'll assess your fashion choices, haircut, and overall aesthetic to determine your place on the Scales of Ugliness.

Don't worry, it's all in good fun! (But seriously, it's not good fun for those of us on the bottom of the scale.)

Get your report now and discover your true ugly quotient: