Lost and Found: The Department of Unreliability
A place where things get lost, but we're not really sure
Recently Lost:
A single sock
Last seen near the couch in the break room. If found, please return to the Lost and Found.
A stapler
Last seen stuck to the ceiling in the meeting room. If found, please use caution when removing.
Other Lost and Found:
Lost Socks
Socks (pair 2)
Last seen on the floor of the break room. If found, please return to the Sock Reunion.
Lost Pens
Pens (2)
Last seen in a meeting with the CEO. If found, please return to the Penitentiary.