Other Excuse Generator 3000: Because You're Not Lazy, You're Just Not Trying Hard Enough

Excuse Generator Options:

Choose from our vast library of creative excuses:

• My Schedule Conflict

• My Sudden Onset Illness

• My Family Emergency

• My Unforeseen Circumstances

Or maybe you're just late?

Why settle for an excuse when you can just show up late?

Don't bother with the hassle of making up something, just blame it on your watch.