Etiquette for the Unapologetic

Welcome to the most exclusive guide to etiquette for those who refuse to be bothered.

Here are the basic rules:

1. Never, under any circumstances, apologize for being right.
2. Always, always, always use your turn signal, but never actually use it.
3. When in doubt, assume everyone else is wrong.
4. Never, ever use the phrase "I'm sorry" unless it's in a sarcastic tone.

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• Advanced Etiquette
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