Unapologic Ethics Committee - Case #3/33

Today's Case: "The Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy"

Submitted by: anonymous

Background: The Unapologic community's sock drawer has been plagued by a series of mysterious events. Socks have been disappearing at an alarming rate, leaving residents feeling cold, damp, and confused.

Citizens have reported sightings of a shadowy figure lurking in the vicinity of the sock drawer, known only as "The Sock Thief." Little is known about this enigmatic figure, but one thing is certain: The Sock Thief will stop at nothing to claim the last remaining pair of argyle socks in the drawer.

Possible Explanations:

• The Sock Thief is a time-traveler from a parallel universe where socks are sentient and will not be silenced.
• The Sock Thief is actually a group of rogue sock goblins, secretly controlling the world's sock market.

Join the conversation and help us unravel the mystery of The Sock Thief!

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