We're Not Lying, But We're Not Telling the Truth Either

According to our completely-not-made-up community prophets, Rule 2 states that all truth is relative, except on Tuesdays. On Tuesdays, all truth is a lie.

Or, as our fearless leader, Bob, once said: "I'm not a liar, I'm just... creatively interpreting the facts."

Don't believe us? Click here to read about Rule 1: The Right to Remain Silent.

Or, for a more in-depth look at the intricacies of our truth-bending rules, visit our Truth-Bending Manual.

And remember, in the words of the great philosopher, Chuck Norris: "It's not the truth that's important, it's the not-truth that's important."