Galactic Sock Puppeteers in the News!
Welcome, fellow Sock Puppeteers, to the official news page of our great union!
We've got some exciting news for you:
- Our latest batch of sentient socks has been certified as officially sentient by the Galactic Union of Sock Puppeteers' Sock-Sentience Council.
- Our Sock Puppeteers' Intergalactic Sock-Fu Championship Team has won first place in the Andromedian Sock-Fu tournament!
- We've discovered a hidden underground network of sentient socks in the planet's core, and we're working to integrate them into our union.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Galactic Union of Sock Puppeteers!