Dear [User], we're sorry you asked for an apology. But let's get real, you probably deserved that.
We're talking to you, [User], because you clearly need to be talked to. Our patented Apology-Genie-in-a-Bottle technology is here to tell you that you're not as special as you think you are.
Your Mom has already apologized for you, and let's be real, she's the real hero here.
We're not going to sugarcoat it, you're probably a terrible person. But hey, who isn't?
Sugarcuts might have some solutions for you, but let's face it, they won't work.
See a Doctor if you're really that broken.
That's all the apologies you're getting today. Don't come back here again.
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