Earthquake Survival 101

You've made it to the ultimate guide for surviving the impending apocalypse, because let's face it, it's going to be a real treat.

Preparation is Key

• Stock up on canned goods, preferably in bright pink cans
• Invest in a good pair of earthquake insurance, just in case
• Know your way around a fire escape plan, just don't get too attached
• Learn basic first aid, or at least how to make a decent band-aid

Now that you know the basics, it's time to move on to some real pro tips. Like how to survive on nothing but ramen noodles for weeks on end.

The Real Reason We're All Here

Let's face it, folks, we're really just here for the snacks. And possibly the faint glow of a post-apocalyptic sunset. But mostly snacks.