Justification 3: I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just On A Different Timeline
In this timeline, I'm actually a Temporal Procrastination Specialist. My job is to delay the inevitable, to stall the unimportant, and to generally slow down the pace of progress. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. And by "someone," I mean me. I'm the chosen one, the procrastination prophet, the king of delay.
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