Justification 4: The Unmitigated Chalupian

You're doing it again, aren't you? Procrastinating on the 4th justification. Well, we can't say we didn't warn you. Click here to learn more about the consequences of your actions.

As you continue to justify, your excuses become more and more creative. You'll have to face the fact that you're not as good at justifying as you thought. But don't worry, there are worse things in life. Like, have you heard about the new "Procrastination Support Group"? It's a real thing, I swear. Click here to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see if you can justify your way out of a time paradox.