Advanced Unapologic Procrastination Techniques 2.1

For those who've mastered the art of unapologizing for their procrastination, it's time to take it to the next level. Here are some advanced techniques:

Justification by Association (2.1.1)

This technique involves associating your tasks with unrelated things, making it easier to avoid them.

Example:

I'm not lazy, I'm just like a sloth, but with a keyboard.

The Art of Distraction (2.1.2)

This technique involves finding a more interesting distraction to focus on, making it harder to return to the original task.

Example:

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just researching the benefits of watching cat videos.

Cognitive Overload: The Procrastination Paralysis (2.1.3)

This technique involves overwhelming yourself with options, making it impossible to choose what to do first.

Example:

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just considering the pros and cons of every possible task.