Membership Requirements: The Fine Print
Section 1: The Unyielding Expectations
You must be at least 21 years young and have a pulse to join our illustrious organization. We're not kidding, it's a thing of beauty.
Section 2: The Unrelenting Futility
You must have a functioning sense of humor, but don't worry if it's been put into storage for the past year.
Section 3: The Unconscionable Demands
You must agree that the apocalypse is nigh, and you'll join us in our underground bunker for the ultimate survival party.
Section 4: The Unabashed Obligations
You must attend our annual 'I'm-still-alive-and-not-in-hiding-from-the-zombie-apocalypse' potlucks, which will be held every Tuesday.
Read more about our obligations.
Or maybe just skip to our membership fees.
But if you're still awake, you might as well check out our Code of Conduct.