**Rule 1:** You must be 18+ to join. We can't have any 12-year-olds joining and ruining the vibes.
Repeat offenders will be forced to watch a 4-hour video on "Effective Time Management" by a motivational speaker in a bright orange jumpsuit.
View Derp Rule 3**Rule 3:** No making "Derp" the new "cool" word. It's just not cool. Trust us.
**Rule 4:** You must attend at least one meeting per quarter, or you're not really a member.
View Meh Rule 5 (or whatever)