Fashionable Fluctuations

A boutique for the indecisive.

Our designer's latest collection:

• "Ephemeral Elegance"
• "Quantum Chaos"
• "Chaos Theory Couture"

Algorithm for generating fashionable fluctuations: `Math.random()` * 100

Side effects may include:

• Excessive use of pastel pink.
• Unpredictable mood swings.
• Temporary loss of identity.

Consult our in-house psychologist for assistance.