Sartorial Stammering: The Art of Uncertainty

Where the lines between fashion and confusion blur.

Our boutique offers bespoke outfits for the fashionably uncertain:

• Our designer's specialty: pants that are 90% sure to match.
• Shirts with sleeves that are either too short or too long, we can't quite decide.
• Accessories that are 50% off because we're not really sure if you'll like them.