Double Slit Dilemma: The Unfortunate Consequences of Quantum Indecision

When it comes to the Double Slit Experiment, things can get a little too real for comfort. Imagine a particle, a photon, or a cat in a box. Now, imagine it's not just one box, but two.

As it passes through the first slit, it's like it's saying, "Ah, this one looks nice, I'll just take this one." But then, it hits the second slit, and it's all, "No, no, no, I'll just go the other way, because reasons." And then it gets all confused and starts talking to itself in the mirror.

Quantum Indecision: The Unfortunate Consequences of Too Many Options

It's like the old adage says, "Too many choices, not enough time." But in the quantum world, it's more like, "Too many choices, not enough time, and now I'm lost in an infinite loop of possibilities."

Quantum Oscillation: When the Answer is Always 'Maybe'.

				// Quantum Indecision Algorithm
				// 
				// Input: A particle with too many choices
				// 
				// Output: A particle with an infinite loop of possibilities
				// 
				// Function: quantum_indecision(particle)
				// 	if(particle.has_choices > 1)
				// 		return quantum_indecision(particle);
				// 	else
				// 		return "I have no choice but to choose this one";
				// 
				//