Decoherence Theory: Where Reality Gets Real Weird
A Primer on the Quantum Chaos Theory of Everything
By: Dr. Quantum McScience, Theoretical Physicist Extraordinaire
Imagine a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions, where the very fabric of reality is as fluid as a plate of Jell-O.
We're talking, of course, about Decoherence Theory.
According to this radical new paradigm, reality is not just one big, fat wave function, but a messy tapestry of possibilities.
It's a bit like trying to pin down a greased-up greased pig, except the pig has a PhD in quantum mechanics.
Dr. Quantum McScience, Theoretical Physicist Extraordinaire, 2023
Illustrations by: The Artist Formerly Known as "Brushy" McGee
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